Spanners and Mealies in Bloekom Road
Oom
Sakkie worked on his Isuzu van. His legs stuck out from underneath to reveal
crumpled pants and battered shoes that were on the edges of useful existence. “This
bladdy bolt! Pass me that brake fluid. It’s in the boot or cubby”.
He was
talking to Doeff, a huge baobab of a man who wore a natty bib type overall and
a red T-shirt inside it. “Jislaik. You are really sukkeling with that damn
thing. How long your car’s been on the blocks?” he shook his head and shuffled
towards the boot.
A women’s
voice shouted from a window – it was Aunt Joyce, who was married to Oom Sakkie,
calling from the house: “Hey, come watch the TV. It’s about Mandela; he’s
coming out of jail. It’s like the bladdy opening of parliament.” The voice went
softer, as the face turned inward to get the action. “I’d never thought I’d
fokken see the day. Die boere gaan kak.” The voice trailed off.
“Ja, I
know,” Doef was answering anyway. “Yarrr, that ou is like a king, the leader of
chiefs!” Bending under the car, he passed the brake fluid to Oom Sakkie. The
old man didn’t respond. Sounds of exertion mixed with the clang of metal-on-metal
came from under the car. “This thing can never beat me, stubborn as it is. It
hasn’t got a mind or a heart like me.” Spoken through gritted teeth, the words
sounded as if they had been bent and skewed in a vice.
“You can hear
on the news”, said Doeff, “they are even starting to call him mister and doctor.”
Another voice broke in. “They will never release him. I don’t trust the Boers.”
It was Pops, a first year student and Oom Sakkie’s nephew who had just strolled
up. He was the first person ever in the street, or the district for that
matter, to make it to first-year university. Doeff’s voice was chastising but also
triumphant: “Have you been sleeping, studying or what? Yesterday already they
announced the man would be out of the mungs today!” Directing his voice under
the car, Doeff added: “These lighties want to talk politics but know bugger-all
about what’s going on.”
“Boycotts,
boycotts. That’s all these students know,”
Uncle Sakkie said, wrenching away as he spoke. “Can they help you fix a
car? Never. Can they do some work cleaning up the
yard? No. All they want is money from
you.” Rhythmic squeaking now suggested the bolt was finally loosening its teeth
from the bakkie’s frame.
Pops felt like defending himself against the accusations but
thought better of it. He put
his hands on his hips and, for a second, twisted the corner of his mouth. He was more
concerned with catching up on developments. “What time? Where is Mandela being released, Doeff?”
“Get
inside there, boytjie.” The big man enjoyed his moment of superiority. His thumb pointed sideways to the house where
a muffly electronic voice leaked through the off-white lace curtains. “It’s on TV now.”
The boy
dashed off. Doeff told himself to remember to watch television the main news bulletin
later. He would be a mamparra if he missed it. He had a
reputation at his worksite for being in the know, the guy with the last word on what really
happened after everyone else dabbled in hearsay and buzz.
“So what
do you think of all these things Uncle Sakkie,” Doeff asked, as under the car
knees bent and the body scraped further underneath, probably to tackle another intransigent
bolt..
“If you
ask me,” said Oom Sakkie, “I’ve known those boer-ous for a long time. They will
never change. Them give up the colour bar?
Never.” He took a pause from his work, and said. “I’ve worked with
whites for years and years. They will never throw away their privileges. But
things are better now. Verwoerd, Vorster, first class bastards. Things are
better now.”
“But what
about this Mandela, Oom Sakkie? They skrik for him, what do you think of him?”
asked Doeff.
“Mandelas,
Tutus, haikhona. Look, these lighties – Pop’s mates – tell me that it’s our own
people. But, no thanks. Things will be worse. There’s no unity, man. Too many
bulls in the same kraal. Look at Pietermaritzburg, what’s happening there! It’s
like Shaka, Dingaan and Mpande all over again,”
Doeff
laughed his deep-chested laugh, so loud it carried down the street. He thought:
“Old people can be so out of touch, so backward sometimes.” But he could never
say so to an older person. Still, it was funny and he laughed heartily. He had known
Oom Sakkie for many years, before the edges of his hair had begun to turn
grey-white. The old man had grown up in the Transkei and spoke fluent Xhosa
alongside English and Afrikaans. Doeff had never seen Oom Sakkie treat any
person disrespectfully, unless they had wronged him. His fair-mindedness
applied to even to complete strangers. Doeff remembered the zapping he got from
the old man after he swore at workers who, having never worked with cement
before, were slow and messy in helping him spade concrete for a driveway he was
building. Calling him aside, Uncle Sakkie had told him: “Stop your nonsense.
These guys are getting really angry at your swearing. You don’t like your
foreman calling you a hotnot or an idiot, do you?”
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The light
wasn’t fading yet in Bloekom road, but the horizontal rays clearly signalled
that daylight was on the wane. Oom
Sakkie, his hair, overall and parts of his shoes dyed with red-brown sand,
emerged only once from under the bakkie, to plod off in search of the loo. Doeff felt it his duty to stay with his uncle
– even if he did not actually stain his hands with grease from the old Isuzu.
He regaled Oom Sakkie with his wealth of knowledge and advice: how to get a
house built cheaply – his plans to subcontract – what make of cars are best –
how to deal with a son who was in and out of jail. Once or twice Doeff shuffled
his feet and wiggled his shoulders to the beat of the township pop music that blared
from a nearby house.
Every now
and again Oom Sakkie would say: “Hell, thanks, Doeff, you’re really helping me
out. None of my damn four sons are to be found when I need a hand. Football is
their god.” Doeff winced slightly at the
appreciation – because he knew that passing spanners, screwdrivers and brake
fluid and keeping conversation did not really count as help, especially not for
a hefty man with ample knowledge of cars and mechanical things. He said: “It’s
nothing Oom. I would actually fix this thing for you. But I’m waiting for
another ou. Wants me to check his stove – only one plate’s working. Why don’t
you leave it now? Stop working and I’ll do it for you next week. “
“No,
don’t worry, “ Oom Sakkie said. Nice as Doeff was, his frequent postponements
were well known in family circles. “Must have this thing on the road by
Wednesday. That’s when Vic – you know,
the bloke who gives me a lift to work – goes on leave.”
From time
to time people passed, some greeting the two, but because it was a cul de sac,
the street was quiet. A railway line ran behind the houses and then, about 500
metres along, bent to run at right angles to Bloekom Road. Further up the
street a few youths toyed with a plastic ball – a body leaned backward as a
foot extended to knock the ball; a head stretched forward as the ball thudded
against a forehead. Some played cautiously, clearly wanting to keep their
clothes clean, keeping to the outer edges of the circle. They were there for
the company or to kill time, but they had other things on their mind.
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The sun
glistened sharply just above the roofs of houses on one side of Bloekom Road
and the street itself was almost covered in shade. Oom Sakkie and Doeff were
still in leisurely conversation about one of the old man’s daughters and the
trouble she was having with her man when suddenly they heard a commotion down
the street.
They
could make out taunting, jeering voices, contending with a half-angry,
half-pleading voice. Doeff and Oom Sakkie could make out the mealie-vendor in
the middle of the road. Doc was a wiry man in his mid-forties who was well
known in the street. “Bring those damn mealies back. I not in the mood for
monkey games,” he was saying. A youth held out the mealies, grinning at Doc. As
the frustrated old man lunged, the youth jerked the mealies back. Doc’s arms and
bodies crashed into the youth, but the mealies were already passed backwards
into another boy’s hands. Oom Harry and Doeff spotted Gunner, a youth who was
first making a reputation as much as a goal scorer as in fist- and
knife-battles. Gunner was shoving Doc who had collapsed into him and saying:
“Keep away from me, you stupid old man. I’ve got nothing of yours”. Doc chased
after one youth and then another. But the two mealies were passed along like
rugby balls. Doc turned to see another youth reaching into his two wheel
push-cart; with a swift action he swung around and lunged, catching the jacket
of the boy. His right hand came up fast and hard, hitting the boy’s cheek.
“Now you
asked for it, you crazy bugger,” said Gunner as he looked at the trickle of
blood on his younger brother’s cheek. He was self-assured in situation like
this – an attitude backed up by a well-honed torso and tight biceps. As he
moved to the mealie-seller, three of his mates also closed in. Doc braced
himself, fists up, but his confidence was beginning to crumble. He was kicked
from behind, then hit with a stick from the side. He tried to break through a
gap in the four – to try and make a run for it. But a well-timed trip sent him
flying heavily into the stony road surface.
The four
moved in like crocodiles on a calf. Doc winced as a shoe dug into his back,
another clicking hard against his jaw. As the blows multiplied, Doc saw himself
at the top of Bloekom Road a short while ago, wondering whether to skip this
short dead-end street. He had many other customers in other streets and it was
getting late. Then he saw himself leaving home that morning. His last born,
Nelson, twelve years old, was at the gate; they talked about attending a soccer
match together the next day. These recollections retarded the pain of the kicks
for no more than a flash of time.
It was
all happening very fast. “Shit,” Oom Sakkie said, and moved towards the feud,
Doeff close at his heels. The blows, hard and stinging, caught the youths by
surprise. Most of them backed off, with the exception of Gunner who picked up a
stick and, closing in on Doeff, took a swing. It was a hopeless attempt. Doeff
blocked, grabbed Gunner’s shirt front, and simultaneously kicked his feet so he
scudded into the dust. Doeff grabbed the stick, and was pointed it menacingly
in the fallen lad’s face. Gunner propelled himself backward and made a scramble
to his feet.
“Fuck you
Doeff. We’ll get you.” Gunner’s mouth was spurting expletives. “You think
you’re the damn mayor. Don’t forget you killed a man.” It was true that Doeff
had killed someone five years before; but he had pleaded self-defence and
walked free. Since then, and more so since his marriage, the big many has opted
for a quieter life, attending the odd football match, drinking a beer at home,
and using his wit to play the know-it-all in the workplace. But Doeff still hurt
inside at the mention of the terrible incident.
“Voetsek!”
Doeff called out, feigning to sprint after the boys and Gunner. The boys,
breathing rapidly and dusting themselves, pulled back even further,
disempowered despite their insults. Up the road, Mrs Gama leaned from her
window and shouted at the troublemakers: “Shut up and go home, we’ve had enough
of your nonsense.” The swearing died down abruptly and the boys stalked off,
talking among themselves.
Oom
Sakkie said: “Rubbishes. Bloody disgrace to Bloekom Road”. Doc had gotten off
the ground, flustered, bruised, a cut on his hand and sore in various body
parts, but he wasn’t badly injured. Doc said: “Here Mr Sakkie,” and pulled 6 mealies
from his cart. Oom Sakkie shook his head. “Don’t worry man. I don’t want to do
you down. In any case, I bought some mealies in town yesterday.” Doeff looked
up from dusting his shoes with his hanky. “Hey Doc, I’ll have some. Just two,
for me and the wife.”
Doc
turned down Oom Sakkie’s invitation for a bit of first aid treatment – an offer
of plaster, a pain tablet, some ointment – from inside the house. He had to go
immediately, Doc said, and asked to park his two-wheel cart in the yard, on the
side of Oom Sakkie’s house. After leading the vehicle into the yard, Doc
transferred the mealies into a sack which he then slung across his back. It was
darkening in Bloekom Road as Doc headed up the road in search of a taxi and Oom
Sakkie began to pack his tools away.
Frank Meintjies (circa 1993).