statuesque

y do sum ppl

luv these statues

so much?

wat have statues evr done 4 mankind?

y do dudes like hofmeyr

chain themselves 2 an apart-hate relic

or, better still …

y wud an old white-superiority dude

if he were alive

want 2 be chained

2 a relic

like hofmeyr

shud we send chester missing

2 scare them both?

if ppl did not

take chances in

post-nazi germany,

y do they take chances

in post-horror south africa?

crazy. insane. lol. (4 u over 4ties,

dat duz not mean lots of luv)

i'm sure zuma’s stasi

is watching dis chain gang

so let’s 4get about them

…. BTW

d eyeballs of the state

may be on us 2o

– if they r not infighting, dat is

we r celebrating

we r like swag, sick, chilled

all rolled into 1

we r so amped

so chuffed

dat rhodes bit d dust,

so 2 speak

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if he was sent 2 germany

he cud be a rock star or a BFF

for fervent far-right youth

– i mean hofmeyr, not kruger

kruger was just

sitting on church square

it’s u, d older gnr8n, dat caused d problem

dat left him alone

wen we shud have put him

& his boer-republic story

in d museum

what u, d older gnr8n, gave d youth

as a gift 4 our future

is a combination of

onion, lemon & rotten apple, with worms,
thx 4 nothing

one day, ppl of mzansi, we won’t have 2

fling poo, pee, student hurl

or even, my fave, luminous green paint

like, nevr, nevr & nevr again

but 4 now, 1ce d after-party is ovr

we have sum statues 2 paint